Aboard the Rum Cask

[wingfeather]

Eldor rolled his eyes, ''bravo,'' he said clapping exaggeratedly.

[Chloriosus]

Kastron took an equally sarcastic bow, tripping midway and going down on his face once again, tripping poor Weedsworth, who hit his head on the bucket DK was wearing.

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Eldor looked down at him unimpressed, ''Kass come on stop falling over like a lady and lets get going,'' he said hauling Kastron to his feet.

[Chloriosus]

Kastron struggled violently out of Eldors strong grip. “Then don’t drag me like a lady for Ratherfords sake!”, he said indignantly, holding on the the nearest thing, which just so happened to be aunt Pessilys sturdy leg. Aunt was not at all prepared for this and fell over with a sound of a choking pelican that has had about thirty drinks of hard rum.

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Eldor shrugged then released Kastron wiping his hands on his pants. His eyes widened when he saw the aunt, ''now is the time when I quit the room,'' he said walking out the door.

[Chloriosus]

Kastron squirmed from under his aunt and struggled to regain his footing. “Hey wait for me! I thought you said you were a man!!!”

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''I am. And you know what? Men know when they should make themselves scarce.''

[Chloriosus]

Aunt Pessilys picked up Kastron once again and shook him. “Once I get off of this walrus faced manatee I’ll take care to be a better man and MAKE you scarce!”, Kastron shouted, earning him another shake from aunt, who was quite beyond enraged at this point.

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''Well what do you expect me to do? I happen to be respectful of women.''

[Chloriosus]

Kastron didn’t say anything to that, but wether or not that was because he found Eldors point valid or because aunt had thrown him at the drunk Captain shall be left for you to decide. The Captain was equally enraged, for although he didn’t altogether kind his son, he didn’t like him landing atop him either. So back across the room Kass went, and the Captain chucked him pretty hard. On his journey through the air, Kastron grasped in the air for something to hold on to, and brought down DK, who fell like a piece of timber in a rock forest, although the this was considerably louder. But even louder than that was the yell he broke loose after that.

[wingfeather]

Eldor watched as Kastron soared through the air then took down Door Knob, he stuck a finger in his ear and wiggled it around a bit, ''wow that boy screams louder tan a legion of banshees.''

[Chloriosus]

Kastron jumped up rather quickly this time. “More than a legion of legions.”, he agreed. The Captain staggered about, and tripped over Weedsworth, who accidentally hit Door Knob with his crutch, increasing his volume by about 27.5 times. By then Emmalinda caught up with him, a set of what looked like pliers in her hand. “Do you have a toothache my dear sick invalid!”

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Eldor's eyes widened, ''Kastron, be a man and lets get out of here!''

[Chloriosus]

Kastron followed after Eldor then shouted warningly at him,”make Sure you don’t run into Shamus!!!”

[wingfeather]

At that moment Eldor just bumped into the heavy set man, ''Isnt this a great day,'' he mumbled to the larger man, he had no clue as to why he was so upset.