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Post by wingfeather on Mar 30, 2024 16:04:19 GMT -8
DK stalked up... excuse me.... stumbled awkwardly up holding an enormous axe. ''And what do you plan on doing with that,'' Eldor asked Emmalinda indicating Door Knob.
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Post by Chloriosus on Mar 30, 2024 16:09:31 GMT -8
Door Knob stood there swaying with the weight of the axe. "I uhm...", he looked to Emmalinda for help. She made a throat slicing gesture. "Oh, right.", Dk remembered his order. "I will use it to decapitate us." Emmalinda facepalmed. Kastron stepped up. "Father is going to kill you for taking his axe!", he warned. "Go put it down! It was a very hard to acquire axe and a lot more valuable than your pathetic existense. Go put it down right now! Bad DK." He spoke to him with an extreme ammount of annoyed patience, and ordered DK about as if he were a naughty puppy, and shook his finger at him with the last two words for extra emphasis.
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Post by wingfeather on Mar 30, 2024 16:33:13 GMT -8
Eldor looked at Kastron then at Emmalinda, ''Can we help you ma'am,'' he asked tipping his head as if lifting a hat.
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Post by Chloriosus on Mar 30, 2024 16:48:08 GMT -8
Emmalinda looked furiously at the two, then at DK. "Behead yourselves!", she ordered.
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Post by wingfeather on Mar 30, 2024 17:23:24 GMT -8
''Ok,'' Eldor said thrusting the egg into Kastron's hand. He took the axe from DK and turned around so that his back was facing the three. He swung the axe backwards toward his head then he threw his head downwards so that it looked as if he had cut it off. As a last effect he fell forwards onto the snow.
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Post by Chloriosus on Mar 30, 2024 17:49:54 GMT -8
Kastron stood slightly behind Eldor, so he caught the trick, and went right along with it. "Oh no, he's killed himself! I must do the same!" He laid the egg on the floor and took up the axe, swinging it above his head, but accidentally cutting some of his hair. He lay on the snow beside Eldor, their heads turned at the special angel. "Great, now I've got bangs.", he muttered angrily at a very silent tone.
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Post by wingfeather on Mar 30, 2024 18:40:07 GMT -8
Eldor's body shook slightly with laughter but it looked more like a body's last death shudders. He wondered what Emmalinda's reaction would be now that she had caused the person she loved to kill himself. He waited in silence to hear what she would say. But he did not know how much longer he could remain in this position, for one thing his neck was cramping up and it was extremely cold, and if you don't believe me dear readers then go and try hugging a pile of snow yourself.
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Post by Chloriosus on Mar 30, 2024 19:08:54 GMT -8
At this act of suicidal lunacy even the tick witted Emmalinda didn’t know what to say. She was blatantly mad at Eldor and Kass, but she still was madly in love with Eldor, after all. “You idiots!”, she shouted indignantly. “You weren’t supposed to kill yourselves! Get up right now!!!” At this outbreak of stupidity even DK’s burnt out light bulb flickered. “Lindy, how are they supposed to get up when they’re dead? If theyh were to get up that would be BAD, I’d much rather they stay there on the floor.”
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Post by wingfeather on Mar 31, 2024 14:40:43 GMT -8
At this an idea popped into Eldor's head. He made a lot of ridiculous moaning and groaning noise before getting up shakily, ''now look what you've done,'' he said in a creepy voice, ''you've made me thrice dead!'' He hoped his face looked especially pallid at the moment so that the full effect could be given.
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Post by Chloriosus on Mar 31, 2024 19:30:53 GMT -8
Kastron stayed in the floor shaking violently trying to contain his laughter, and Emmalinda screamed, oh did she scream! “AGHAGHAGAHAGAHAGAHAGAGAHAGHAGAHAGAGAHAGGAHAGAGAGAHAGAHAHGAGAHAGGAHAGA!!!!!! AUNT PESSILYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!”, she wailed loudly and hysterically, her voice breaking. “ITS THEMMM OH, OHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!” And then she fell over, fainted away, but not fainted dead away, for even in her unconscious state was she twitching and picking her nose, her reaction to scary things.
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Post by wingfeather on Apr 1, 2024 11:35:50 GMT -8
Eldor began to stalk towards DK, ''you will pay for this,'' he said, ''anything I ask you will do!...OR ELSE!'' He walked up to Kastron, hopefully the lad didn't actually kill himself he thought to himself, it'd be just the sort of thing he'd do, ''now,'' he said resuming his mysterious voice once again, ''since im thrice dead I have the power to bring others back to life,'' he began tugging vigorously at Kastron's arm.
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Post by Chloriosus on Apr 1, 2024 14:11:54 GMT -8
Kastron, who was still vibrating with laughter, rose slowly to his feet out of a backbend, crossing his eyes in a weird way. For once Eldor had had not just a good, but a just spittingly great idea. An idea hit him, and he picked up the axe. "Dk, we will come for you.", he said slowly advancing towards DK, who stood petrified, his eyes as wide as the cavity in his brain.
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Post by wingfeather on Apr 1, 2024 15:25:15 GMT -8
Eldor grinned secretively at Kastron before turning back to DK, ''and when we get you... we will make you TEN TIMES DEAD,'' he threatened drawing his own blade and brandishing it threateningly.
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Post by Chloriosus on Apr 1, 2024 15:31:08 GMT -8
Dk gave a truly dead raising scream, for at the sound of it Shamus and Weedswoth awoke from their stupors. He would have ran, but he tripped over Emmalindas' limp body.
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Post by wingfeather on Apr 1, 2024 15:50:56 GMT -8
Eldor pulled Kastron to his feet, ''come on we gotta hide quick!!! Shame there aren't any convenient graves,'' he muttered, Come on Kass you know the ship where should we go?'' They were just approaching the docking line Eldor face palmed, growing as white as one four times dead.
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