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Post by Chloriosus on Apr 1, 2024 16:25:18 GMT -8
Kastron stared at Eldor in surprise. His skin really looked a lot more white than it had been a few moments ago. Then he beheld the cause of this weird disease, and caught it himself. On the ships railing stood the captain, half sober for once, and brandishing two swords. Apparently he had witnessed the whole train of events and was also convinced that it was either fight or die. Kastron groaned slightly. "Let me just say, this was a bad idea."
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Post by wingfeather on Apr 1, 2024 16:37:50 GMT -8
''Naught much else to say aside from that,'' Eldor said gulping, ''Ive got a knife, an arrowhead and this weird rubber ball that looks as if it was made eleven ages ago,'' he said after a search through his pockets, ''a side from the treasure of course. What have you got?''
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Post by Chloriosus on Apr 2, 2024 12:27:32 GMT -8
Kastron grabbed up the axe. "We'll run at him with this.", he deicded.
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Post by wingfeather on Apr 2, 2024 13:45:08 GMT -8
''Aint he your pa,'' Eldor asked incredulously.
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Post by Chloriosus on Apr 2, 2024 13:46:12 GMT -8
Kastron nodded. "Yes. But we can still scare him off with it. It's not like I'm going to behead him!"
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Post by wingfeather on Apr 2, 2024 14:02:50 GMT -8
Eldor cleared his throat, ''you first,'' he said gesturing towards the rope.
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Post by Chloriosus on Apr 2, 2024 14:07:36 GMT -8
Kastron shook his head. "No way! I'm waiting for him to come over here. Then we can throw DK at him to hold him up." At this statement DK began running in circles frantically and making sounds like a headless chicken.
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Post by wingfeather on Apr 2, 2024 14:40:42 GMT -8
Eldor nodded, this was probably a better idea. The captain suddenly saw them and ran across the rope screaming like a rabbit (quite a teeth grinding sound) towards the boys. ''Whatever you had planned you had best do it now,'' Eldor said elbowing Kastron.
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Post by Chloriosus on Apr 3, 2024 15:37:21 GMT -8
Kastron ran at the rope with a scream to match his fathers (not quite managing to strike the correct not though), and began windmillling the axe about.
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Post by wingfeather on Apr 4, 2024 11:34:50 GMT -8
Captain Edgewood was entirely unfazed by this and continued stampeding down the rope barreling right into Kastron with his timeless war cry, ''WHY YE USELESS PILES O' USELESSNESS!!!''
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Post by Chloriosus on Apr 5, 2024 11:58:26 GMT -8
Kastron passed stopped dead and handed his father the axe. "Would a dead person do this?"
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Post by wingfeather on Apr 5, 2024 12:00:50 GMT -8
The captain stopped short and scratched his bald head, ''I suppose not,'' he said after ten minuets of thinking, ''why d'ye ask?''
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Post by Chloriosus on Apr 9, 2024 12:42:46 GMT -8
Kastron shrugged and pulled the axe back. "Oh no reason.", he said, trying to sound as suspicious as possible yet sounding very innocent indeed.
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Post by wingfeather on Apr 9, 2024 16:52:30 GMT -8
''Lad are you feeling alright,'' he asked with genuine concern in his voice, ''your voice sounds a lot more honest than it normally is.'' Eldor covered his mouth with his hand and guffawed.
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Post by Chloriosus on Apr 11, 2024 12:08:42 GMT -8
Kastron continued in his innocent trying to be guilty but totally failing and sounding innocent voice,"Yes, I fear I am quite not alright. I might have caught this thing called truthesia. It makes your fingers turn blue and attack people with axes and makes them sound more honest."
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